13th Jun 2004
Note To Phil Jackson
Dear Phil Jackson, Coach of the Los Angeles Lakers:
I was born in Los Angeles, and I hope you will consider my special request today.
Do Not Start Karl Malone In Any More Games Against The Pistons!
Holy Mother of Abraham Lincoln! Do the words “ability to rebound” resonate with you? Karl’s knee couldn’t get him to skip over a referee’s whistle right now, much less go up bangin’ for a board against the likes of Rasheed Wallace.
Karl’s gotta sit this out, for the good of the team. The Mailman is a liability right now. If his knee is not 100%, please keep him on the bench.
… or it’s going to be one long summer for you Phil, sitting up there in Alaska fishing, wondering why you didn’t get that last ring.
respectfully submitted by a lifelong Lakers fan,
Daniel
p.s. could we get the ball to Shaq a little more? thanks!
