19th Mar 2005
Sprink Cleanink
I said “it’s not quite spring yet”, but then the house said “ya think you can put it off any longer?”, and I said “but I can still see the floor in some places…”. The house chuckled merrily, and slapped me upside the head with some random wainscotting.. “don’t argue with a 110 year old!”.
So while I am off filling my lungs with dust and shredded credit card invites, go see The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman.
